Girth Warrior

Penis has limited length but substantial girth

Manny is a Girth Warrior

by void nz February 18, 2015

Girth Hammer

An unnaturally bulbous and heavy penis head, causing the shaft to perpetually bend towards the floor. This bending occurs at all times, even during erection and usually presents all sorts of problems when being blown.

When Kim was attempting to blow me last night, I accidentally bruised her forehead and gave her a black eye with my Girth Hammer! She concussed shortly thereafter...

by Girth Himself January 25, 2009

Cock Girth

the circumference of you cock

"Charles, what's your cock girth?"
"I'm not telling or showing you unless you're one of my hoes, bitch"

by drkittydeath May 6, 2007

Girth Worm

An incredibly thick penis. Because of the extreme thickness, there are no condoms that can contain this massively wide unit. In order to have intercourse, one must wiggle their dick like a worm for several minutes to burrow in even the loosest of vaginas.

Did you see Philip's girth worm? It was huge!

by Flip Flossy June 28, 2012

Girth Slip

When a persons size means they take up more than their allotted space

That lady should buy 2 train tickets her girth slipped all over me

by Mikerak January 7, 2015

Girth Test

The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.

Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"

by Optiv November 25, 2019

Google Girth

A search performed on google maps for girthy men.

How did you meet this guy? I found him using Google Girth yo.

by Punan_From_Hunan December 12, 2017