birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.

'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

birmingham girling by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013

barbie girling 

Select the "Barbie Girl" song on a Juke Box to replay a ridiculous amount of times as you're leaving an establishment.

"Hey Brah, what is this terrible shit I keep hearing? It has no end."

"Yeah that bald headed sonofabitch Kevin decided to go Barbie girling before his drunk ass walked outta here..let's leave."

barbie girling by adamasher July 24, 2014

gurning 

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

gurning by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

gurning 

The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.

Argh, I'm gurning! My jaw's gonna hurt in the morning!

gurning by Nekromekanik May 24, 2005

gay girling

a gay girling is a person acting gay in exchange for cash. The person may or may not be actually homosexual but are happy to be 'gay for pay' their client is normally an older more experienced full on homosexual

'I see Ian has some cash on the hip again'
'yes he's been a gay girling for Simon all weekend'

gay girling by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013

white girling 

Having a strong desire for a product or service frequently consumed by young and affluent white women. For example, certain kinds of clothes or food (Starbucks, Ugg boots, etc.)

I'm white girling hard for the new vegan chia seed espresso shake from TrendyCafe.

white girling by My Pseud September 9, 2013

Cotton Ginning

When a black man rapes a white man as reparations for slavery.

I don't need 40 acres and a mule, I'll just be happy cotton ginning Donald Trump.

Cotton Ginning by MastaCotton December 20, 2008