Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.
"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"
"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend