smart girl

The type of girl a man will respect, but never sleep with. She gets all A's and usually goes to college. A smart girl never goes to parties, does drugs, sleeps with men, drinks, or smokes. Smart girls live in a fantasy world of the future. They live for the future. Smart girls are either viewed as weird or loners. Smart girls are still friends with their elementry-school buddies, and smart girls are never popular. Smart girls don't have a boyfriend untill college. Smart girls are the easiest target in high school; But they are the least preyed on.

Rob: "Hey wanna have sex?"

Karen; 'No, I'm a smart girl."

smart girl by name~name~name June 16, 2009

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Smart Girl Appreciation day

March 19th-It’s Appreciation Day For Smart Girls. They don’t need a booty because their brains are more valuable. Whether they’re in a relationship or not doesn’t effect their grind. They got plans for college, not being someone’s baby momma or side chick. They’re not any type of fast girl or Primadonnas. They don’t gotta sneak or lie and they certainly don’t settle for less than what they deserve. They’re the first girls you go to cheat off of on a test! (Guess what bitch? WE NOTICED). They’re really down to earth and sweet girls once you get to know them. SO APPRECIATE US YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

Kody: I got some gifts for you

Jane: why? It’s not even my birthday
Kody: It’s March 19th.

Jane: that’s right! Smart Girl Appreciation day!

Smart Girl Appreciation day by Greenpaperbag November 1, 2019

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smart girl

Some girls are smart because they put cheets in their bras so that the teachers dont know that they are cheeting on tests

My girl friend is a smart girl cause she cheets on the test without the teachers knowing.

smart girl by mrunner December 12, 2008

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smart little girl

Smart little girl refers to either the fact that the subject is literally smart and a little girl or refers to Lucy who infact isn't smart nor a little girl,so what could she be possibly referring to? That answer is personal and depends all on the individual Lucy that we are talking about.

Lucy: I'm a smart little girl
Michal: Mhm

smart little girl by toxsy September 2, 2019

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Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Aka better than Batery 💅

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl: I am the Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl

Most pretty, smart, intelligent and better than anyone in the world (including Batery) girl by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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