Girl Brain

The proverbial "little voice" in every girl's head that makes her question everything, decide nothing, react irrationally (but justifies the reaction with wicked jacked up logic), over think, and causes 98% of all drama in her life. The girl brain is all of the bad things that have ever been said to you and that you believe about yourself, it's your baggage surfacing and dictating how you interact with others.

He said - "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"

Her girl brain said - "What is HE DOING? WHO IS HE WITH? What did I do? Is something wrong? Something must be wrong, is he seeing someone else? Probably that red-head from the coffee shop. I think I will go eat a gallon of icecream and watch lifetime."

What he meant was "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"

by AKPolekat December 27, 2012

Dumb Girl Brain

A term for queer aligned women/non-binary people to describe the poor choices/dumb ideas that normally rational women/people make when they're thinking about a girl they like.

-"I was supposed to work late tonight and finish up a big project, but that girl from Hinge and I texted all night instead".
-When you're talking to a friend and they literally cannot carry a conversation because they keep thinking about their crush.
-Uhauling

All examples of Dumb Girl Brain

by WhiteStripeTrans July 19, 2021

brain girl

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.

Also referred to as the scary brain girl.

Usually named Hannah.

“Don’t tell Hannah anything, she’s the scary brain girl.”

by Chiefmasterflex June 2, 2021