girch 

Derogatory reference to someone who attended a center for the mentally handicapped in La Junta, CO. Popular use during the 1980s and 1990s by locals. Used in place of words such as "retard" or "idiot".

"There goes the Girch bus, you're gonna miss your ride."
"You're such a Girch."
"Don't be a Girch."

girch by SECO August 3, 2007

girch 

A retard, waterhead, or even idiot.

You're such a fucking girch! Stop being a girch!

girch by Brandon O September 13, 2006

girch-a-fect 

When an individual is called out to being a girch...reaction is girch-a-fect.

Your such a girch for saying that, really your a girch-a-fect bitch!

girch-a-fect by Mo_mf_nique December 15, 2017

girthwaken 

When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.

Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.

girthwaken by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

GirthusMaximus 

The ancient Italian God of Girth. He stretches vaginas to the maximum and fills them to the brim, and lets that sperm swim. He always looks good, smells good, and makes a woman cum more times than she ever knew possible.

1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.

2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?

GirthusMaximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

girth intruder 

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus

I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.

girth intruder by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

GICHAGT 

GICHAGT stands for: Girl in car having a great time.

Created by Grace Helbig aka Daily Grace.

It's a satirical joke depicting someone who isn't having a great time sitting in the car.

It's usually hash-tagged as #gichagt on Instagram.

Also can be used by guys, perhaps as 'Guy in car having a great time.'

*picture on Instagram of someone looking unimpressed*
CAPTION: #gichagt

GICHAGT by mandacross March 30, 2013