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somebody who wears there spectacles at a strange angle, or who wears outragous glasses see timmy mallet
for heavens sake chap, your being a complete gimplop, sort out your highly expensive spectacles you purchased from visions express.
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Gimpalopagus 

One who is full of Gimp.

A newb or a poon. Someone that sux0rs so bad you wanna stab their face

A Good Lay

TJ Young

An egyptian princess that wears a wooden leg on her left wrist and whose father was raped by a goat during the spanish Inquisition.

The Southern Swamps of North Dakota
"Stupid Gimpalopagus!"

"Dude, ur mom was a nice Gimpalopagus Last Night"

"Stupid TJ Young! Gimpalopagus is My Word! So SHUT UP YOU DAMNED JEW FART"

"Iraq was invaded by the Gimpalopagus"

"Sucks to live in that damn Gimpalopagus"
Gimpalopagus by Darkaz August 12, 2004
Related Words

Gimployee 

gimp + employee, does all the dirty jobs...
give to that Gimployee
Gimployee by TCDooM June 6, 2017

Gilplopped

When you are truly flabbergasted to the point you let out a little poo.
“I was so gilplopped that she would say that.”
Gilplopped by BEAUSJUPITER March 16, 2022

Gimplosion 

An implosion of the Vision Balls that can only be attributed to watching Twighlight. Or being facially rammed by a gimp, either way no reason to tell your family about it.
Johns Vision Balls are at serious risk of Gimplosion.

Why? Did all that S&M finally catch up with him

No, he watched New Moon!

(dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!)
Gimplosion by Zander21 October 6, 2010

Gimplord 

The lord of gimps. Trodden on and abused by wanklords and even ordinary fecuses, the gimplord is master in his own domain.
The gimplord employed his understudy to do his felching for him.
Gimplord by Feciknight April 17, 2009

Gimplord 

Gimplord by Thatcunt October 8, 2014
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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