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ghostshipper 

One who is ghostshipping. One who manages a fantasy sports team, a company, or a relationship, etc.. in name but not in action.
Although inaction doesn't always imply inattention, a true ghostshipper can always be spotted in an emergency situation.

Smooth seas may hide the ghostshipper,
but rougher seas will surely drown ye.
ghostshipper by C Mulch December 17, 2008
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ghostshipping 

The act of getting into a position requiring responsible actions, and then appearing to cease actively handling those responsibilities. Especially when remaining connected to those responsibilities through a position or title. Distance, privacy, or other factors usually make it unclear to others whether or when ghostshipping has begun and this point becomes hotly debated.
He's been ghostshipping that long-distance relationship with his highschool sweetheart ever since his Spring Break fling.

The famous racecar driver sued the team manager for ghostshipping, since the manager started spending all his time with a female driver he managed and stopped overseeing the main team.

The stock price of the internet company fell as the CEO made poor decisions, but the boardmembers who could have stopped him weren't paying attention, they were just a bunch a sorry-ass layabouts ghostshipping their way to huge, easy quarterly stipends.
ghostshipping by C-Mulch December 17, 2008
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3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
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Eternity leave 

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Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

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Ain't no use in feeling blue,
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
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