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a ghostie wipe is when you are sat on the toilet for so long the fecal matter dries on your butt hole so when you wipe the toilet paper comes away clean
a practice pioneered by jon petty
man i was reading on the crapper for so long i didnt need paper i ghostie wiped
by stacyt5 October 15, 2007
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