is when you insert your thumb into the womans flange and then her ass before wiping it across her upper lip leaving a trail, similar to a dirty sanchez
i gave my woman a beef and onion thumb last night now she looks like burt reynolds
a ghostie wipe is when you are sat on the toilet for so long the fecal matter dries on your butt hole so when you wipe the toilet paper comes away clean
a practice pioneered by jon petty
man i was reading on the crapper for so long i didnt need paper i ghostie wiped
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