1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).
1.)
Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.
2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.
3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.
Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?
Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.
2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.
3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.
Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?
Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
by UncreativeUsername June 9, 2014
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
by Desert Shark April 15, 2022
1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
by Crispy D’Angelo January 31, 2020
"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"
"what?"
"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"
"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"
"what?"
"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"
"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"
by Mr. DookeyHead May 2, 2016
by netra88 July 2, 2019
When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021