Said to be the best shit known to mankind. It happens when you take one big shit, but, when you wipe, you find there is nothing to be wiped. However, when you look into the toilet, you realize the shit slid down the toilet hole making the shit invisible no matter what angle you rest your eyes.
Guy 1: And when I looked in the toilet, there was nothing...
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon
by ProbleMaker JP April 26, 2020
1. When you go into someones house take a fat shit, and leave without your presence being known.
2. when your at a friends/relatives house(or some one you don't even know) pinch a monster stinkloaf discard any evidence linking you to the crime(not the shit) and deny any such thing. (side note for full effect bathroom door must be opened wide.)
2. when your at a friends/relatives house(or some one you don't even know) pinch a monster stinkloaf discard any evidence linking you to the crime(not the shit) and deny any such thing. (side note for full effect bathroom door must be opened wide.)
"Damn some nigga broke into ma crib n dropped a fat duece"
"Did you take a shit in my house and not flush!?"
"Nah mane it must have been a ghost shit."
"Did you take a shit in my house and not flush!?"
"Nah mane it must have been a ghost shit."
by DBIT September 17, 2009
The phenomenon that occurs when one goes to bed with the urge to take a shit, but wakes up without said urge.
by The dude with the hair March 30, 2018
by Tiffani Lat September 26, 2007
A type of fart that smells like straight up shit, as if you think someone actually shat themselves, but they just farted.
by OoopsIRockAlot June 4, 2013
The phenomenon that occurs upon removing a lip of Grizzly Mint, during which the tobacco user feels as though he has to shit, but is unable to make himself do so.
Person 1: Yo, hurry up in there, I need to take a shit!
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.
by SpaceMountain1 October 12, 2011
A fart that is SO bad, you can actually see it for a second, and it resembles a green or brown ghost.
by Skumly February 10, 2008