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City in Southern Ontario, known for it's high ratio of Crime to Population. This is largely due to a lack of employment, restless youth, crack addiction, and a lazy police force. It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles) I live in Brantford, and I'm a degenerate hoodlum myself
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| 2. | Spoon Game | ||
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It is a game where white guys get spoons, then they proceed to a car. After driving to a black neighborhood, you find a group of black guys. After locating the group, you and your friends drive by them throwing your spoons while screaming, "NIGGER". If you do not succeed in hitting a member of the group, then you have to walk back and pick up the spoon.
Hint: It's all in the wrist. Example 1: (White Example)
Person 1: How did Timmy die? Person 2: He was playing the spoon game and he missed. Person 1:What did they do to him? Person 2: They popped him so bad he looked like Swiss Cheese. Example 2: (Black Example) Black Guy 1: Some Crackers played the Spoon game with my Brothas. Black Guy 2: What did you do? Black Guy 1: One Cracker missed so he came back and then we pulled out our gats and then we told him he had 10 sec. to run. He shat his pants and ran fast Usain Bolt back to his Cracker Community. |
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