gherk

Shortform of Gherkin, the type of small warty pickle; also used to refer to a senior male's genitalia.

Damnit Clancy! I don't wanna to hear about your nasty little gherk(in), I'm underaged!

by Schitzy June 10, 2005

gherk

Noun: A person who is gullible and easily taken advantage of.

Hey Gherk! Party at your house...you bring the beer.

by Yakutsk June 2, 2005

gherking

When an individual is in a state of shock or confusion in processing events that have occurred. Often paired with a hand to chest gesture, and perhaps a rocking motion.

Example: "I was gherking when Will.I.Am told me he was a fan of Bjork"

by Longislandicedhun July 19, 2015

gherking it

The action required to maintain an erection while porn videos are downloading. Also known as "the jiggle tap", it is a motion that involves a slight stroking of the erection (not a full on masturbation stroke) and fondling of the balls.

I was gherking it for 5 minutes while I was waiting for The Best of Jenna Jameson to download.

by Franklin Bluth September 15, 2006

Jerk le Gherk

when your main man want some hand pussy

Hey man im gonna jerk le gherk be back later.

Sounds gucci fam

by Halfbagel January 23, 2016