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5 definitions by Schitzy

 
1.
Shortform of Gherkin, the type of small warty pickle; also used to refer to a senior male's genitalia.
Damnit Clancy! I don't wanna to hear about your nasty little gherk(in), I'm underaged!
by Schitzy June 09, 2005
 
2.
This term could be used to describe the action in which Subject A pulls down their pants to reveal a bare ass, and then does some sort of dance-motion whilst Subject B screams profusely and throws objects at Subject A's arse.
Doing the beyonce dance in a thong and tank top.. in front of your enraged mother.
by Schitzy June 09, 2005
 
3.
An insulting excuse for a song by Gwen-should'a never got an ego an' left my band-Stefani. This attempt at being 'street' or 'thuggin' or 'gangsta' was an absolute revolt to humankind. Any 40 year old woman who simply cannot dance good, and should NEVER try to 'rap'..and who still needs to practising spelling the names of fruits.. should not be allowed in public, let alone famous.
Gwen: B-A-N0J
ConfusedPerson:That's not even a letter..
Gwen: Dont talk shhht, dont talk shhht

EasilyAmusedChild: Wow! Gwen Stefani is so NEAT
ConfusedPerson: Dear lord! Child, do not be easily amused by this wigger mental patient!
by Schitzy June 09, 2005
 
4.
'The Beast' is a term commonly used to describe certain twelve year old girls who are three times the size of you and have no emotion whatsoever. 'The Beast' often has an ego thinking, just because she is a descendant of the African elephant, she can 'kick' you to death. 'The Beast' is a terribly unfortunate sight, often serenaded by doomsday music when passed in the cafeteria accompanied with squinty eyes.
OMG look it's the Beast! That bitch actually thinks she's good, she only beat me because she's been breaking through walls since birth! ..and I mean the actual room separating type.. She's a fricken yeti!
by Schitzy June 09, 2005
 
5.
Not to be confused with the ever-so popular "Chicken McNugget"; the true chicken nugget is simply the origin of a 'mineral block' lost in translation.
e.g. If you type Chicken Nugget into the Google translator and set it to a bunch of other languages and then back to english, the result is, indeed, Mineral Block.
by Schitzy June 09, 2005