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ggrandom 

Good Game Random. In popular first person shooters (mainly Counter-Strike 1.6) people can randomly kill people with spraying bullets. A ggrandom is an instance where a total OGL scrub randomly kills a more skilled person.
Wow he wasn't even aiming at you when he got that headshot, ggrandom.
ggrandom by the_king September 8, 2008
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Grandomastery 

Grandomastery is the art of going through several randomized tasks in a creative, unfailing, and cohesive manner.
The man is a real grandomaster - if he had had the slightest interest in football, he would have made a great football commentator with his stunning grandomastery skills.
Grandomastery by Grandomastery October 17, 2021
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grandomina 

Vampires everywhere! No one is safe in grandomina! The prince has to kill the king by setting the palace in flames and plus the prince also loves Evelyn but then there's the cardinal who is a vampire!!! VAMPIRES!!!! KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Grandomina: vampires and peasants everywhere!
grandomina by cemeterypanda October 5, 2013
adj.

A greatly random act or action that is sudden and perplexes those who encountered it leaving them dumbfound. A step above random, thus the g for greatly random shortened to grandom.
John: Did you see the guy at the reception with a top hat?
Mark: No why?
John: He was so grandom, he started speaking German and throwing rubber ducks out of his suit case while playing the Macarena on a boombox all while he Capoeira.
Mark: ...damn, what hell was that?
grandom by Jphn KL. March 8, 2018

Grandomized

The poker tournament was amazing. It was so sporadic the dealer said it was totally grandomized.
Grandomized by King_Of_English September 8, 2018
Dude A: What u up to tonight?

Dude B: Gonna get drunk and grandom!
Grandom by Mr Grandom August 3, 2009

Grandomastery 

Hey, what is Grandomastery?
Nah.
Grandomastery by Bobanow July 2, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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