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1) getting beaten with a piece of rubber hose

2) being sprayed down with a water hose
1) my dad caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

2) my priest caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed
by drexel bugsly September 08, 2006

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