when there's someone on your boat that there shouldn't be, the only logical course of action is to don an Irish accent and attempt to reason with them, asking them to get off your boat. If this fails you must get your Jamaican friend and force them off your boat.
Get off me boat. I said get off me boat. Right, I'll be getting my Jamaican friend now.
RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?
RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?
by Swenson Bevel September 28, 2008