get a tab

Similar to get a room, this is a derisive comment used about someone who is (or appears to be) drunk so often that they literally ought to "get a tab" at their local pub.

"my tim went young outside the, um...."
"are you pissed again?!"
"er.. I think-"
"god, man, get a tab!"

get a tab by I AM Mr Smith October 22, 2009

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Lemme get a tab

The act of having someone open a new tab on their computer in order to find info on a subject on-the-fly.

Me: Man i cant shake this cold!

Steve-o (face buried in laptop): That sux

Me: Lemme get a tab, bro. I gotta google a remedy or i think i'm gonna croak.

Steve-o: Aight i gotcha

Lemme get a tab by Weezy Baby!! February 4, 2010

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Getatable

Someone whose approachable and easy and most likely DTF

Damn dude shes fine af! You think shes GETatABLE??

Getatable by Unbicable June 21, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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