A term originating from the Bay Area. Getting balanced is when you are drinking and smoking aka getting twisted or cross-faded, and you want to have an even balance of being drunk and high at the same time. So you "get balanced" by smoking, or drinking more until you are equally high and drunk.
I love stables because its hella easy to get hella drunk then balanced.

Bro. First get on my level. Then, get balanced. Then come talk to me and we'll see how you feel.
by Bartdog October 24, 2011
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Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.

This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.
Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!

Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.
by revnorb November 30, 2011
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There's more besides joyrides
Little house in the countryside
Understand, learn to demand,
Compromise, sometimes lie

Get the Balance right, get the balance right

Be responsible, respectable,
Stable but gullible
Concerned and caring, help the helpless
But always remain ultimately selfish

Get the balance right, get the balance right

You think you've got a hold of it all
You haven't got a hold at all
When you reach the top, get ready to drop
Prepare yourself for the fall, you're gonna fall
It's almost predictable
Don't take this way, don't take that way
Straight down the middle until next Thursday
Push to the left, back to the right
Twist and turn 'til you've got it right

Get the balance right
by Death Menace February 8, 2023
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