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A term originating from the Bay Area. Getting balanced is when you are drinking and smoking aka getting twisted or cross-faded, and you want to have an even balance of being drunk and high at the same time. So you "get balanced" by smoking, or drinking more until you are equally high and drunk.
I love stables because its hella easy to get hella drunk then balanced.

Bro. First get on my level. Then, get balanced. Then come talk to me and we'll see how you feel.
by Bartdog October 23, 2011

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