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3 definitions by Bartdog

 
1.
A term originating from the Bay Area. Getting balanced is when you are drinking and smoking aka getting twisted or cross-faded, and you want to have an even balance of being drunk and high at the same time. So you "get balanced" by smoking, or drinking more until you are equally high and drunk.
I love stables because its hella easy to get hella drunk then balanced.

Bro. First get on my level. Then, get balanced. Then come talk to me and we'll see how you feel.
by Bartdog October 23, 2011
 
2.
A sly, small, and slightly insulting comment or remark made about someone personally. Often casually slipped into a conversation.
Nice digg man.
by Bartdog May 03, 2011
 
3.
n. a gathering place for Mustangs.
n. a party with a lot of Mustangs and a few honored plus ones.
v. to get a bunch of Mustangs together in one place.
n. Megan's house in Saratoga
"Did you guys see what happened at the last stable on the episode that was on last night?!?"

"Shits crazy man, those Mustangs are insane"
by Bartdog October 23, 2011