gritting 

to be lookin' at someone too much. like starin' at them. or lookin' too hard at sum one.

why is this boy grittin' me??

gritting by Renee' May 13, 2005

Garrotting the Turkey 

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

Garrotting the Turkey by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

garretting 

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.

Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.

garretting by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

Garretting 

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.

After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.

Garretting by Spring83n December 5, 2012

Garretting 

The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole

Stop garretting and give me candy

Garretting by tjm420 November 7, 2014

Gritting 

Licking the sweat and residue between the butt hole and balls.

Victoria was gritting me last night, when my mom walked in.

Gritting by German Boy March 10, 2008

Garretting 

Getting A high rank in league of legends for abusing a certain champion whom is overpowered, which you slingshot yourself to diamond.

I was Garretting by playing darius and I went straight from silver to diamond!

Garretting by Aizemeon July 28, 2021