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"Stop being such a Gernot, get off your ass and clean the dishes"
Gernot by tzibs March 15, 2007
Gernot: A German Wine, designed to intoxicate and kill.
"Don't you go slippin' me a Gernot, foo!"
Gernot by tzibs March 15, 2007

freaky alien genotype

A term used in space to call people FAGS
Krillin: That guy looks like a FAG
Gohan: KRILLIN!
Krillin: What? A Freaky Alien Genotype. what did think I mean?
Someone who thinks that he is a Pro-Gamer,
but in real life he is the prototype of a
casual gamer.
Usually a person older than 30 years that is still
playing Videogames intended for children.
As a consequence he is frightened about games
for adults.
Most Giernots were born in regions with very low population
as forrests or farm-regions.
As a consequence a Giernot is affraid of the real world.
To form a contrast his major feeding is based on chinese food,
it is expected that he so tries to prove his (not existing) urbanity.
A further consequence is that he is really agressiv in traffic,
especially when driving a car.
Maybe a implication of growing up with bears.
(For a Giernot a car seems to be a wild animal)
A Giernot likes to play old NES-Games, because he is afraid of more than 8 bit.
Giernot by Schalke November 26, 2011

Gernat Shuffle 

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.
Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.
Gernat Shuffle by Carandil April 17, 2010

gerontophile 

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile
Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.
gerontophile by Kerb November 30, 2004