by AsianDanger November 22, 2021
by snow german May 2, 2016
A German Tricycle is a sexual act that involves three of your friends or family getting together and peeling patches of newborn baby skin along with gathering German black male genitals and molding them into three separate columnar objects proceeding to submerge the columnar objects into a 26 day old pool of pee, vomit and period blood and then leaving to harden. If done correctly they should be in ideal condition to be sewn into one, thus forming a relatively big tripod of fermented baby skin dildos.
The three participants will then waterboard a female preferably with no legs spreading her vagina and cutting it up making a fresh pool of blood inside it followed up with immediately inserting the tripod pre-lubricated with cum into the vagina, the participants then pulling the tripod out along with the female who then eats the tripod and vomits it in the faces of your three friends or family members and within 43 seconds fucking the female until the heart stops beating. This is then followed up with giving her CPR just to knock her out and leaving her in a public space naked.
The three participants will then waterboard a female preferably with no legs spreading her vagina and cutting it up making a fresh pool of blood inside it followed up with immediately inserting the tripod pre-lubricated with cum into the vagina, the participants then pulling the tripod out along with the female who then eats the tripod and vomits it in the faces of your three friends or family members and within 43 seconds fucking the female until the heart stops beating. This is then followed up with giving her CPR just to knock her out and leaving her in a public space naked.
My family did not bring any board games to the Christmas dinner so i suggested performing a German Tricycle
by Founder of German Tricycle August 10, 2024
A German Tricycle is a sexual act that involves three of your friends or family getting together and peeling patches of newborn baby skin along with gathering German black male genitals and molding them into three separate columnar objects proceeding to submerge the columnar objects into a 26 day old pool of pee, vomit and period blood and then leaving to harden. If done correctly they should be in ideal condition to be sewn into one, thus forming a relatively big tripod of fermented baby skin dildos.
The three participants will then waterboard a female preferably with no legs spreading her vagina and cutting it up making a fresh pool of blood inside it followed up with immediately inserting the tripod pre-lubricated with cum into the vagina, the participants then pulling the tripod out along with the female who then eats the tripod and vomits it in the faces of your three friends or family members and within 43 seconds f***ing the female until the heart stops beating. This is then followed up with giving her CPR just to knock her out and leave her in a public space naked.
The three participants will then waterboard a female preferably with no legs spreading her vagina and cutting it up making a fresh pool of blood inside it followed up with immediately inserting the tripod pre-lubricated with cum into the vagina, the participants then pulling the tripod out along with the female who then eats the tripod and vomits it in the faces of your three friends or family members and within 43 seconds f***ing the female until the heart stops beating. This is then followed up with giving her CPR just to knock her out and leave her in a public space naked.
My family did not bring any board games to the Christmas dinner so i suggested performing a German Tricycle
by Founder of German Tricycle August 11, 2024
Noun: a nickname for a blow job
Adj: the choking sound a person makes while giving a blowjob to male with a big penis
Adj: the choking sound a person makes while giving a blowjob to male with a big penis
by FreeOJ November 30, 2019