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geoshitting 

Using a gps device to record the coordinates of where you take a shit. The coordinates can then be posted on a social networking service or tracked on open street map. This can be combined with geocaching if you leave your shit behind for others to find.
Possum remarked on the latest geoshitting adventure he had crapping behind a dugout and uploading the coordinates to open street map for all to admire to the youth group.
geoshitting by danns March 3, 2010
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Geoshitties 

A stupid fricking website "hosting" service which doesn't allow site visitors to download more than about 2 files at a time because if they try to, then it will instead show a page that says some crap about exceeded allocated data-transfer or sh*t like that, and if you try Save Target As, then browser just acts like it is having a 404 error or whatever.
I tried visiting a site on GeoCities, but after I downloaded 2 files, it just said: "The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information. Access to this site will be restored within an hour. Please try again later," and refused to let me download any more files. Then I screamed at my computer.
Geoshitties by Kuroneko Kuukan December 2, 2003
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Geoshitties 

Stupid fucking website hosting place with stupid ugly crap.
Fuck Geoshitties!
Geoshitties by Wes September 6, 2003

genshitting

when you are playing the game "genshin impact" while simultaneously shitting
Mia, stop genshitting and come out
genshitting by MaCrO_0917 November 29, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026