On the 8th day, God created work. Humanity didn't like work. Why you ask? Because mortals, work sucks a donkeys shlong. So on the 9th day, the wise and all powerful God created Georgia Lambert, the greatest boss in the history of existence. Georgia, through penis jokes and laid-backed-ness, proceeded to make work worth while. Now, Philip could earn money with a smile on his face and a beer in his hand. All was finally well in the universe.
Eric: Man, my boss sucks a fat bag of dicks. I hate work.

Philip: Sucks for you man, my boss tells jokes about bags of dicks and brings beer. Her name you ask? Georgia Lambert.
by Sir Phillytons July 20, 2010

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