George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.
George Carlin Quotes
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"People with low self-esteem have earned it"
"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"People with low self-esteem have earned it"
"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"
by NikSno May 15, 2006
Didn't George Carlin say, "'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "HOLY SHIT....WHAT A RIDE!"', or something like that?
by birdofprey May 20, 2009
George Carlin (1937–2008) was a brilliant comedian, actor, writer and philosopher.
Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.
He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.
He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”
George Carlin Greatness:
-- American Dream
-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..
-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say
-- Stuff
-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit
-- Modern Man
-- The Environment/Saving The Plant
-- Kids
-- Hair Poem
-- Death
-- We Like War
-- American Obesity
-- Abortion
-- Feminism
-- Reagan Administration
George Carlin HBO Specials:
On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977
George Carlin: Again! 1978
Carlin at Carnegie 1982
Carlin on Campus 1984
Playin' with Your Head 1986
What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988
Doin' It Again 1990
Jammin' in New York 1992
Back in Town 1996
George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997
You Are All Diseased 1999
Complaints and Grievances 2001
Life Is Worth Losing 2005
It's Bad for Ya 2008
Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.
He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.
He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”
George Carlin Greatness:
-- American Dream
-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..
-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say
-- Stuff
-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit
-- Modern Man
-- The Environment/Saving The Plant
-- Kids
-- Hair Poem
-- Death
-- We Like War
-- American Obesity
-- Abortion
-- Feminism
-- Reagan Administration
George Carlin HBO Specials:
On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977
George Carlin: Again! 1978
Carlin at Carnegie 1982
Carlin on Campus 1984
Playin' with Your Head 1986
What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988
Doin' It Again 1990
Jammin' in New York 1992
Back in Town 1996
George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997
You Are All Diseased 1999
Complaints and Grievances 2001
Life Is Worth Losing 2005
It's Bad for Ya 2008
George Carlin on his beard:
Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard
George Carlin on the American Dream:
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin on America:
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin on detachment:
I have no stake in the outcome.
Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard
George Carlin on the American Dream:
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin on America:
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin on detachment:
I have no stake in the outcome.
by Georgie12345 August 8, 2010
The only comedian worthy or using the seven words you can't say on TV: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. R.I.P. Man.
by E. Nygma March 2, 2009
The only comedian EVER who could speak and lecture the truth that the public like listening to. It was because of his cleverness and wit that people like to listen to common problems and social issues. One of the greatest thinkers and comedians of the 20th and 21st century.
"We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that we do not need to promote his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." -George Carlin
by Teal Tower January 24, 2011
A comedian who beats the shiat out of Dane Cook. He has 14 HBO specials, something most other comedians can't even match and based off his new special, he IS an old fuck. Most of his notings are true and because of him, many people have become comedians themselves. IE Lewis Black.
George Carlin's Sports Cheer: "Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizzard shit, FUCK!"
by blasfamy March 3, 2008