A comedian who beats the shiat out of Dane Cook. He has 14 HBO specials, something most other comedians can't even match and based off his new special, he IS an old fuck. Most of his notings are true and because of him, many people have become comedians themselves. IE Lewis Black.
George Carlin's Sports Cheer: "Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizzard shit, FUCK!"