The Geordi is a pub beverage comprised of 1/2 Smithwick's and 1/2 Kilkenny. Invented on Twitter by LeVar Burton, and named after his character Geordi La Forge.
by Smith&Kenny November 8, 2010
From George (Greek Georgios d. 303 A.D.) + IE. Geordie is a term that has come come to denote two things:
1. A native of Tyneside
2. A supporter of Newcastle United (the noted pigeon crap of the North East).
The latter of these two has created a change to the traditional Geordie song, Blaydon Races. The new version is as follows:
Oh, me lads! You shoulda seem 'em gannin,
Dyre and co., havin a god - all the toon git bangin,
Thor was lots o' lads 'n' lasses there,
Fanies was git aching!
We divvn't need the Champion's - we'd rather gan out rapin!
1. A native of Tyneside
2. A supporter of Newcastle United (the noted pigeon crap of the North East).
The latter of these two has created a change to the traditional Geordie song, Blaydon Races. The new version is as follows:
Oh, me lads! You shoulda seem 'em gannin,
Dyre and co., havin a god - all the toon git bangin,
Thor was lots o' lads 'n' lasses there,
Fanies was git aching!
We divvn't need the Champion's - we'd rather gan out rapin!
by Jonny D July 13, 2004
A primative sub-species of humanity found around the river tyne in the north east of England.
More easily spotted during cold weather because of a penchent to wear very little clothing in order to prove their virility to the female of the species. Females do likewise.
Full of bravado but for display purposes only. Can usually be found kicking telephone boxes to bits around their watering hole when frustraed by major disappointments.
More easily spotted during cold weather because of a penchent to wear very little clothing in order to prove their virility to the female of the species. Females do likewise.
Full of bravado but for display purposes only. Can usually be found kicking telephone boxes to bits around their watering hole when frustraed by major disappointments.
Did you see the geordies in 1989?
Aye! Three hundred on the pitch and they still couldn't put the ball in the net.
Aye! Three hundred on the pitch and they still couldn't put the ball in the net.
by David Attenborough November 16, 2004
inhabitants of North Eastern England and their Dialect
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie
"eee a divvent knaa if am gonna gan doon ta watch the footbaall the neet'
tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight
tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight
by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
Geordie is the hottest mf you'll ever meet. Named after the nicest people in the great land of England, anyone cool enough to be named Geordie can immediately understand the Geordie accent undecipherable to anyone else. Geordie is super smart and strong and handsome and literally perfect in every way. He's also super tall and not short at all.
Fella 1: Come on England *fuckin swallows mic*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Fella 1: *Pulls mic in close* Auœr
*Fella 2 goes to Absolute Lad*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Absolute Lad: Geordie is a mega hottie
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Fella 1: *Pulls mic in close* Auœr
*Fella 2 goes to Absolute Lad*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Absolute Lad: Geordie is a mega hottie
by bedlam489 November 14, 2021
by I Have a Lot of Cats June 13, 2020
A 'wannabe' mackem (person of a town that thinks its a city, Sunderland). Also usually much more welcoming than your average brummie, wurzel, cockney, manc, scouser or smoggie. Often renowned for being friendly and outgoing and with a fondness for the odd beer or 20, geordies make the UK what they are. Geordies can often be found in St James' Park cheering on Newcastle United and are the most dedicated fans in the land.
Geordie is also the most liked dialect in the UK as in a recent poll
Geordie is also the most liked dialect in the UK as in a recent poll
Afta worrk ahm gannin doon tha pub forra pint with tha lads then gann yairm ta spend sum fam-il-ee time with wor lass nd tha bairns like a good parent should.
Ah might allso gan bray some daft mackums hu tryed ta torrch me hoos and tha smoggie hu tryed to fiddle with lirrul Stu!
Ah might allso gan bray some daft mackums hu tryed ta torrch me hoos and tha smoggie hu tryed to fiddle with lirrul Stu!
by Matt Cobb March 9, 2005