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Gentlemens Agreement 

A verbal agreement established by a Quality Control Manager and made with another person or group of people. It is manadatory that for a gentlemens agreement to take place that a paper trail must not exist, and the party that iniates and finalizes the gentlemens agreement must notify a third party that everything is under control because I made a gentlemens agreement with them. Great caution must be excercised when forming this type of agreement because it is not legally binding in any way and can result in a negative outcome.
I realize that we were directed in writing to correct the elevation of the sprinkler heads, but dont worry because I made a gentlemens agreement to only correct some of the sprinkler heads.
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Gentlemens Relish 

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh
For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"
Gentlemens Relish by Porlus December 30, 2007

gentlemens shot 

In beer pong when the ball rolls back to you on your shot, you get the oppurtunity to grow again but from behind your back. Coined by rob Abbadessa 2004
I missed but got the ball back time for a gentlemens shot
gentlemens shot by Yeatrustme April 23, 2015

gentlemens relish 

another of a long list of names for semen
gentlemens relish by nivek August 27, 2003

Gentlemens gel 

I sprayed so much gentlemens gel into my partners hair she looked like Cameron Diaz in "Theres something about Mary".

gentlemens cockblock 

When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.
-- At a Party --

Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!

*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
gentlemens cockblock by unger53194 September 19, 2011

Gentlemens wash 

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.
Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.