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Genital Mate 

The genital equivalent of a soulmate. When you meet a member of the opposite sex and as soon as your genitals touch for the first time, the clouds break, a ray of light shines upon your crotches, choirs of angels start to sing and the world around you begins to crumble.
Dude, I banged this Colombian chick lately, I think I found my genital mate! The sex was out of this world and we both came like five times in a row, it was absolutely ridiculous!”
Genital Mate by RandomDude21 May 27, 2016

Genital Jamboree 

the updated term for an orgy; the gathering of many people to engage in sexual intercourse
"Hey wanna come over were gonna film a genital jamboree."

Genital-men 

Often used in high class british porn; when a guy is a complete gentlemen with his genitals. Keeping his pubes well groomed and clean. Also being polite and asking kindly if they could have sex.
(all in british accents)
Male: May I please insert my penis into your vagina.

Female: Oh, what I gentleman!

Male: No my dear, I'm a Genital-men!
Genital-men by sean_23 December 26, 2010

gentlesir 

Usually young white beta-males who live on Reddit or 4Chan. They wear fedoras with t-shirts. They open doors for women ("m'lady") or do other nice things not because they're polite people, but because they want to get laid.

Also related: talking about getting friend-zoned, loving V for Vendetta, libertarian politics, thinking they're the smartest person in the chatroom, basement dwelling, etc.
The gentlesir tipped his hat to m'lady and opened the door for her. She was just a random bystander and walked in without acknowledging him. He muttered to himself about how rude women were these days before checking the Reddit thread about anarchism.
gentlesir by ungentlesir January 8, 2016

Genital To Genital Friction 

When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, or when a man and a man rub penises together or two women engage in scissoring. It is only when two genitals touch and rub against each other.
Jessica: "Damn, me and Chloe were having some hot genital to genital friction last night."

Emma: "Wow really? Scissoring?!"

Jessica: "Hell yeah!"

Genitalsies 

Genitalsies is a game with origins similar to that of 'footsies', but instead of using your feet, you use your genitals.
Dennis: "Jess, are you playing genitalsies with me?"
Jess: "Maybe."
Genitalsies by DR. N + JB November 21, 2010