General Tsao's Surprise

Chinese food that contains a mystery meat, usually cat.

Dude, don't get the General Tsao's Surprise, those people serve cat in their food.

by Garett Laugavitz February 21, 2007

general tsao's chicken

The most amazing chinese food ever.

Sweet-coated chicken with a side of fried-rice and an egg roll.

Waitress: What u like?
Me: The General Tsao's Chicken

Waitress: Hot Plate! Hot Plate!
Me: There's my general tsaos.

by ColumbianJagundian September 22, 2009

General Tsao's Dick

When a young gentlemen, usually between the ages of 16-25, really loves their General Tsao chicken from Jack Chen so much that as soon as they get it they rip open the top of the container, and dont hesitate to insert their penis in between the rice and spicy chicken and ejaculate. They continue to do it even tho the chinese woman worker says, "Hey stop! U still owe 5 dolla for egg woll!"

"My General Tsao's Dick was delicious in my mouth"

by dicks mmmm yummy December 21, 2009