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genieologist 

Someone who obsessively collects antique glass bottles in the hope that there may be a genie in one of them.
Guy #1: Zheesh, dude, look at all those colored glass bottles sitting in the windows of that old fart's mansion. Must be a thousand of them!
Guy #2: Yeah, bud; weird, huh? Must be a genieologist.
genieologist by QuacksO February 23, 2012
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Geneologist

A profession acting as a genius behind an operation.
I used to work at Apple as a geneologist.

Geneologist

Geneologist (noun)
Pronunciation: jee-nee-ol-oj-ist

A person whose profession is being a genius for an operation, especially someone exceptionally skilled at solving problems or carrying out complex plans during a mission, surgery, event, or technical task.
“The team called in a geneologist to fix the system failure before launch.”

Geneologist

Geneologist (noun)
Pronunciation: jee-nee-ol-oj-ist

A person whose profession is being a genius for an operation, especially someone exceptionally skilled at solving problems or carrying out complex plans during a mission, surgery, event, or technical task.
“The team called in a geneologist to fix the system failure before launch.”

Geneologist

Geneologist (noun)
Pronunciation: jee-nee-ol-oj-ist

A person whose profession is being a genius for an operation, especially someone exceptionally skilled at solving problems or carrying out complex plans during a mission, surgery, event, or technical task.
“The team called in a geneologist to fix the system failure before launch.”

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold
Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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