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Old, ugly, wearing shorts and wearing Bierkenstocks
The geezery guy was hitting on me in Trader Joes
geezery by archeobob July 1, 2011
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geezerectomy 

When grampa takes a permanent bacon nap and grandma heads to the casino.
"Hey Myrtle, I finally got my geezerectomy. Let's go play high stakes bingo!"
geezerectomy by paludism August 22, 2011

geezered 

Being passed in a race by another competitor much older than you.
I thought I was doing really well in the hill climb until I got geezered by a 65 year old on a piece of crap bike.
geezered by kingofbanff May 24, 2010

geezeress 

"have you seen that geezeress? She's so cool!"

lass gangsta girl girl chick
geezeress by nnnnnhhhhhhhhh October 21, 2015

geezered 

To be held back by an older man that is scared of being alone so he gives bad advise to manipulate people into staying close
that guy geezered me into wasting so much of my life
geezered by Mr. Konnected July 14, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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