geekyfantastic

Geekyfantasticness combines techn-nerd overtones with the fine balance of rockstar undertones. Basically, a person who embraces their love and aptitude for technology but adds some hipster flair to the mix.

He's always wearing a hilarious or well designed (often Threadless) t-shirt, he's a master at Ruby on the Rails and he hits all my favorite shows with me. He's totally geekyfantastic!

She's a smokin' hott designer who codes her sites 100% CSS, screenprints her own t-shirts, and knows all the best indie bands before anyone else.

He's etched his own band logo into his wallet using a hacked-together printer driver and an etcher salvaged from the ruins of his second dotcom.

He's put a homemade iPod sleeve on the crossbar of his commuter bike.

Dude, she just Dodgeball'd saying Art Brut is playing a free show from a rooftop downtown.

This chic's so geekyfantastic, she just texted me she spotted Kevin Rose Digg while she was having drinks @ the Hemlock w/ the guys from Birdmonster.

Geekyfantastic as hell: He writes for Pitchfork on the side, and his Slashdot number is 37.

geekyfantastic by Willo O'Brien, WilloToons.com September 16, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012