geekward
adj. 1: describing someone both painfully awkward and geeky.
adj. 2: facing or heading in the direction of geek.
adj. 2: facing or heading in the direction of geek.
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geekware
Any hardware used on site covered by a tech support contract.
and associated peripherals needed by the above.
and associated peripherals needed by the above.
Well, the link is up, it's not sunspots and Mercury isn't in retrograde,
so let's check for interference around your geekware.
so let's check for interference around your geekware.
geekware by Thygeekgoddess February 9, 2017
geekware
Generally referring to potentially useful software that a developer has designed to be as hard as possible for a normal person to install, set up, and arrive at a functioning state after releasing publicly. These types of developers assume their audience lives inside their own mind and because of that assumption, little to no documentation is necessary. Unfortunately, many of these great ideas end up as "geekware" - potentially brilliant software that nobody gives af about.
This type of software is often developed by a self-identifying brilliant engineer who is actually, functionally retarded.
This type of software is often developed by a self-identifying brilliant engineer who is actually, functionally retarded.
I just released the magnum opus of my coding career on Github but nobody will ever understand how to use it because I assume everyone is an insufferable geekware developer like myself.
geekware by csselement April 27, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable