geekolo 

Geekolo is a cybersex professional able to pickup girls online, to seduce them via one to one text/webcam chat till they have a great cyber orgasm. The Geekolo dream is to be paid for his performances via PayPal.

He dated another girl online for cybersex. He is a real Geekolo.

geekolo by zoldan September 2, 2006

geekological clock 

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".

1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"

geekological clock by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014

gekoloniseerd 

Colonized. Dutch people say this when a dutch thing or place is called in a photo or video.

Makker, gekoloniseerd.

gekoloniseerd by Kolonisatie April 17, 2020

Geekonomy 

1. The business community and economic activity that emerges around geek culture; the production and consumption of nerdy goods and services, such as comic cons and other pop culture conventions.

2. The geekonomy can also refer to products (Star Wars punk rock albums), art (comic book artists), crafts, etc. with a geek interest.

First notably used by journalist Dyer Oxley on episode 40 of the NW NERD Podcast.

"Wow. I opened a booth at Emerald City Comic Con and did more business with my artwork than I do all year!"
"That's the geekonomy for ya."

"The Hoot Hoots released a Star Wars tribute album!"
"That's gonna be a big seller in the geekonomy."

"Bremerton is starting a comicon."
"Yeah, they're trying to get in on that geekonomy."

Geekonomy by CafeWhiskey March 1, 2018

Geekalolagus 

A more affectionate term than the word Dorkalolagus. Geekalolagus is derived from the noun "geek." 1. One that is skilled in technicial fields and in sciences, but often inept socially. 2. Someone you end up working for. See Geek, Dorkalolagus, and Bill Gates.

I am proud to be a geekalolagus.
He is a geekalolagus, too!

Geekalolagus by Wendy and Aimee October 4, 2003

GEKOLONISEERD 

A thing Dutch people comment whenever they see anything remotely Dutch anywhere on the internet.

Gekoloniseerd literally means 'Colonized', referring to the colonial history of The Netherlands. The suggestion is thus that similarly to how the Dutch spread across the globe to colonize far-away lands that they are still spreading, but this time across the internet. One can also view it as a simple statement of "The Dutch were here."

This tradition most likely started on the subreddit r/cirkeltrek on Reddit. Reddit is still the place one is most likely to encounter a comment containing GEKOLONISEERD.

Gekoloniseerd is often spelled in such a way to draw as much attention as possible, with the aim to attract other Dutch visitors. e.g. "G E K O L O N I S E E R D". It therefore also isn't common for such a comment to start a chain of Dutch reactions and memes.

(Random video of picture of anything remotely Dutch)
Person 1: "Gekoloniseerd"
Person 2: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"
Person 3: "Zeg makker..."

GEKOLONISEERD by CheekyBanter February 2, 2020

Geekool

Some guy or girl who's some kind of geek but without losing the style.

A:You know like that guy Anna goes out with, he's very cool though he's some sort of geek or something.

B: Oh, yeah, he's a geekool?

A:Yeap, that's it!

C: Are you talking about my boyfriend again?

Geekool by a geekool's sister October 30, 2010