The attractive geek, this is a geek in all of his geekdom, making him ever so much more attractive because he is a geek. Only geek lovers can truly appreciate the intricacies of the geekbeaut.
"Oh my god Becky look at the geekbeaut and his palm pilot, he is so hot." - GeekLover
A Geekbean is a tiny littlecreature that is a lot more wisdom-filled than most, but yet also a lot more bean shaped than most. A freaky little thing to be sure. Eeeeeeeek.
Look at that Geekbean, it is rolling down that hill at a remarkable pace. How fruity.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'