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Geauga Flying Squirrel 

A gay sex position, wherin four gay men do handstands without any clothes on. The gay men then take a four leged chair and insert a leg of each chair into each of their rectoms, all while still doing handstands,than the largest of the homosexuals sits atop the chair and begins to vigerously masterbate until he ejaculates and moistens the bodies of the four gay men still doing handstands.

(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)
The gay students decided to finish their gay orgy with a Geauga Flying Squirrel.
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West Geauga Middle School 

Essentially a meth-house in the form of a school filled with a ton of crackhead lame asses. They exceed in Nigerian Hurricanes and about nothing else
Sane person: man I’m bored

Suicidal kid: we should go to West Geauga Middle School
Sane person: no I don’t wanna get fuckin shot

West Geauga High School 

A high school that is located in Chesterland Ohio that is known for its weird schedules, sign out sheets, and in school restrictions. It lacks diversity and people do drugs, honk their horn in the parking lot and vandalize the the bathrooms with shit on the walls.

It’s quite budget too and has trashy food, a lack of bus transportation, crappy chromebooks, and water that taste like lead.

It has desks that were discarded from another school and a bell system that is always off or malfunctioning.

The teachers at West Geauga Schools are old and unable to effectively teach students. They make jokes and expect you to complete assignments on material you didn’t learn.
Friend: Do you go to West Geauga High School?
Student who goes to WGHS: Weee go loh, but dont regret ah.
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Damn, that girl got the gesugao look going on. Creepy.
gesugao by Gnashty Weeb October 22, 2015
Gaugau : Ok Bro . a sarcastic way of saying ok. Used by stupid teenagers in New Zealand.
"You keen beans or the rave bro?'
"Hmmm , gaugau."
Gaugau by SkUkii3b0o September 9, 2011
when looking at the adorable summer glau being astonished and stunned by her looks, personality, and her awesomeness.
I just had a glaugasm looking at her photos at ComicCon.
glaugasm by Genus Pro Speaker June 29, 2011
Marijuana, usually a very potent strain, only an experienced few know the true meaning of Geaga.Usually, "some geaga" is exactly eight grams, and "lots of geaga" is multiples of eight.Can also be used to express the feeling of being stoned.
Vlad:We went to Sinaia and got some geaga.We got totally stoned...

Pipals:How are you feeling?
Vlad:Geaga...
Geaga by Max Geaga January 24, 2009