After scouring the waiver wire for some holds that helped solidify my spot a top my fantasy league I realized I might be the biggest Geast of all time.
A person who has had their spine completely fucking mangled or removed in such a fashion that they are in a constant state of being in a place worse than death.
A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”