gdiard 

This acronym stands for "Go Die In A Rotten Ditch". It is doubly hilarious because it is a grammar travesty and suggests dying in a strange fashion. It is pronounced "guh-DEEard". This word is used mainly as a verb, more specifically, a diatribe.

gdiard, mom!

Man, you're so stupid. I wish you'd gdiard.

gdiard by Alvan September 17, 2006

Gidardar

Adj: Beyond large in size, generally referring to quantity of smoke inhaled.

Person 1: "Holy shit, that hit was gidardar!"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm fucking stoned"

Gidardar by AdamRussel January 5, 2010

giardia 

Giardia is a disease that comes from cow feces.
And then the cows poo in the Green River, and then your canoe tips, and you aren't expecting it, and you swallow cow feces water and ten days later you get the bloody fuckin' shits.
And you have to go buy Pepto Bismal.
But you still have the bloody shits.
Because Giardia is nasty and Pepto doesn't help.

"I was on the Green River last week, and I accidentally swallowed some water from it, and now I can't leave my bathroom 'cause I got Giardia." said Nicholas,
"Oh so that's why you haven't been at school." said Steve the math teacher.
"Yup, I got the bloody shits."

giardia by dhk ldhaljkh September 20, 2008

giardini tits 

when a women works out to much and looses weight in her tits

guy)omg jordan what happend?

girl)i have giardini tits.

guy)OOO

giardini tits by davidmakalaster December 16, 2004

gdiad 

web lingo, shortened form of "go die in a ditch", used when your angry at person for doing something that is stupid, jerk like, ass-holeish or for being any or all of the above

guy1; i just wrecked your car man! it was awesome
guy2: what! why? You imbecile, gdiad
guy1:what?
guy2; go die in a ditch you jerk

gdiad by I<3cheese March 8, 2009

giardetti 

someone that gets upset when their friend uses their last name on urban dictionary.

why would you do that? because giardetti.

giardetti by whiteboii+- September 12, 2021

Giardia 

exclamation; used in place of such words as goodness, gracious, lord, god, shit, hell, fuck, etc.

Gardia! I just stubbed my toe!

Oh Giardia! (upon seeing a beaver shitting in the river upstream from you)

Friend: I've got a bad case of the shits man.
You: Giardia!

Giardia by Thir October 2, 2007