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The best damn thing possible!
This party is the fucking greaden!
greaden by ruuuuuuuuuubin May 24, 2004
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gdead • GEAD • gread • gdiad • geadon • geadow • geadu • Geead • gieade • Glead
A fumbling of speech when talking hastily, cross between grade and weed.

(-Specificaly used by the sickest mandems in the NW-)
Example 01 :
Oi bruv quick this brer is shottin gread
gread by modmunk August 17, 2007
When someone gives good head (good+head).

Can also stand for go eat a dick.(GEAD)
TonyLopez: “damn james u gave me such gead last night thanks”
Jamescharles: “haha no problem babe, everyone knows i am the master of gead”
Gead by Thegoodchristian June 11, 2020
acrinime for "Go Eat A Dick"
person 1 yo this food sucks,
person 2 how bout you GEAD then.

or

person 1- you suck dude
person2- shut up GEAD
GEAD by GTLFP May 27, 2011
referring to a specific person who has inversely caused pain for or not for their own need.
The bully has given some much gread to the boy just so the bully could feel better about them self
Gread by wacky porcupine January 1, 2017
The epitome of everything!
geadu is he, geadu is she, geadu is they, geadu IS YOU!
Hello jake, do you have any geadu?
geadu by Bumpy Vumpy October 9, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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