To Gazzlewomp is to spend some time in intentional stillness gazing at the moon. A successful gazzlewomping session would involve an evening stroll, linked arms with friends and a moment of pause in which no words are exchanged. The 'gazzlewomp' begins when there is a pause in the stroll, the conversation stops and the moon gazing begins. There is no defined period of time that a 'gazzlewomp' should last, enjoy the stillness and the moment shared between yourself and loved ones.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!