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Gayken - Gay and Taken.
Nick: Did you see Jake's new relationship status?
Matt: Yeah he's so lucky he's Gayken!

Sammy: I'm so upset!
Maria: Why?
Sammy: Jake is Gayken!
Maria: What's Gayken?
Sammy: GAY AND TAKEN!
Gayken by GAYKENGUY2 January 28, 2013
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Being confused about your sexuality.

Confused -> gayfused
“Hey are you gay or straight?”
“I’m gayfused.”

(Frank Iero is a god and this word is made up by the dutchknikkersquad :) )
Gayfused by A grape May 24, 2018
One of the most influential and lyrical homosexual-themed rappers of all time. Widely known as the prodigy of meme-rap culture.
Friend: “Oh wow, I can’t wait to listen to Gayfold’s album, Gayfold Gone Hard!”

Friend 2: “Holy shit bro, me to , i’ve listening to his songs all day every day. That shit got me bricked up!”
From "kayfabe" (a term used in Professional Wrestling and carnivals, meaning a "work") an act of feigning gayness, so as to manipulate or contrive social situations. Commonly, a straight man pretending at being gay so as to curry the favour of real gay men, or to better position himself in romantic interests involving women who are known to rebuke the advances of heterosexual men.
Look, Robbie, if I'm nice enough to bring you to my dealer's house, the least you could do is play along with my Gayfabe. He'll stop discounting if he finds out he can't lay me!

Oh, Julia? She's a bitter 3rd-year feminist studies major trying at being dyke. But, she'll take a dick if you gayfabe it just so for a couple weeks at first.
Gayfabe by immoral_animal August 6, 2007
For Aleza's wedding they needed to get a gayke for their wife, not a boring hetero cake.
gayke by Haru Peterson February 8, 2018

Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid 

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid