gayfinger

The single, errant finger that accidentally changes a harmless text message or e-mail into a raging, steamy, homosexual confession.

When texting Kevin, I intended to type "This song is fucking awesome!" However, he received "This dong is fucking awesome!" Looks like my gayfinger was doing all the typing.

Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!

by EvilBiscuit May 24, 2011

gayfinger

An old annoying fag wearing a lot of old fake gold with an earpiece in his ear and loves to go down on guys over 50. Also known as "Nugget Man".

Chris H. takes a break and goes down on the provisioning guy.

by GTslam February 27, 2004

gayfinger

a old homo who wears a lot of gold and likes to go down on species of the same kind.

"Chris H. likes to go down on his boyfriend when his boyfriend gets jealous."

by gixer February 26, 2004