gayfay 

one who is a lame pillow bitter that uses q's instead of g's.

Eric is one huge gayfay.

gayfay by Jesus Christtt January 12, 2009

Gayfabe 

From "kayfabe" (a term used in Professional Wrestling and carnivals, meaning a "work") an act of feigning gayness, so as to manipulate or contrive social situations. Commonly, a straight man pretending at being gay so as to curry the favour of real gay men, or to better position himself in romantic interests involving women who are known to rebuke the advances of heterosexual men.

Look, Robbie, if I'm nice enough to bring you to my dealer's house, the least you could do is play along with my Gayfabe. He'll stop discounting if he finds out he can't lay me!

Oh, Julia? She's a bitter 3rd-year feminist studies major trying at being dyke. But, she'll take a dick if you gayfabe it just so for a couple weeks at first.

Gayfabe by immoral_animal August 6, 2007

GAYGAY golf

something that my dumb ass friend came up with in 3rd grade.
You got to a golf course, strip down to your thong and choose who's swinging and who's penetrating. the swinger gets the golf club and hits the ball. the perpetrator puts his dick in the swingers ass and as the swings the golf club he thrusts. You switch positions until one of you nuts. Who ever nuts has to blow the other guy!!

james charles: HI SISTERS ME AND SHAWN MENDES ARE GONNA PLAY GAYGAY golf !
shawn mendes: oh cool.
james charles: I'M PENETRATING!!! :)))
shawn mendes: wait what-

GAYGAY golf by bigdaddygay October 15, 2019

gayface 

Gayface is the look that gay men have that enables other gay men to quickly identify them as "family" no matter what they're doing, wearing or saying. Gayface is identifiable in photos. Gayface cannot be hidden by attempts to butch it up. Straight men with gayface are not really straight.

When I saw his picture in the paper, I immediately knew that girl on his arm was a beard because he totally has gayface.

gayface by txsam June 22, 2006

gayfault 

An unattractive person who becomes homosexual after repeated failure to copulate with members of the opposite sex.
Gay by default.
See Pam St Clement.

Dave: Say Mike, you haven't been getting much action recently.
Mike: I know. I'm thinking of gayfaulting.

Dave: Holy shit look at that girl with the sideburns and the tattoo of Cheryl Crow on her neck.
Mike: Yeah she is definitely gayfault.

gayfault by Wittip May 6, 2007

Gayfaggotry 

Pertaining to something that is both homosexual and a bundle of sticks/a cigarette. Usually used in a humorous context.

Paul: "Hey Joey, whats your next class?"
Joey: "Pfft, advanced gayfaggotry. :/"
Paul: "Aww that sucks man, good luck with that shit."
Joey: "Thank you my good man."

Gayfaggotry by Jimmeh' PlusGin March 15, 2010

gayrays 

(n.) sometimes a sixth sense for people detecting a queer at least 10' away.

Oh shit my gayrays are all over the place!

gayrays by chicoblaco May 16, 2005