gay church

The Gym.

Working out.

Hey girl, your gettin some love handles down there. When was the last time you went to church?
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!

by LittleGiant Longhorn September 27, 2007

gay church

A term that is used to describe a situation that is absurd or makes no logical sense.
Can also be used as an offensive term to describe something or someone that does not fit what is considered normal.

"Did you hear that they are closing down The Odyssey next week? That is so gay church."

by Ky Ky April 4, 2006

church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.

"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.

by Brit&Jason September 22, 2016