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The origination of the word "gay bow" was created back in the 16'th century when I slipped and fell on my rectum. At which point I accidently said BOW...and somebody called me gay. After that, I bought a computer and typed this word to you. Thank you and please respect my rectum.
Dude, this band is so fucking gay bow that one time I fell over onto my rectum in the 16th century and someone called me Adam Whitley after he Bob Hubbaloed me in the butt. That really didn't explain much...making me kinda G.B. (Gay BOW)
gay bow by Bob Hubbalo February 6, 2005
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So long gay Bowser 

When you grab someone by an appendage, spin them around, and then yeet them off into the distance.
He tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm and So long gay Bowser'ed him into a wall

So long gay bowser 

Something Mario says in Super Mario 64. He's actually saying "So long King Bowser" but it kind of sounds like "So long Gay Bowser" Then it was removed in 3D all stars which sucked thanks to nintendo being such a d bag. It is a great meme tbh, lol.

gay bowel syndrome

A relatively common disease of HIV positive gay men (rarely heterosexual women) who practice both receptive anal sex and oral sex ("ATM" sex) with multiple partners. The condition is characterized by an inflammed, fissured, atonic, and supporating rectum. Symptoms include diarrhea, sanguinomucopurulent rectal discharge, rectal pain and itching, and abdominal cramps. The cause is multiple concurrent infections of the colon and a traumatized rectum with intestinal parasites (worms), protozoans, bacteria, and occasionally fungi. The disease is contagious within the susceptable population of ATM practitioners and transmitted via the fecal-oral route.
He had gay bowel syndrome and he had to wear diapers.
gay bowel syndrome by Doctor Pinhead September 19, 2008

Gay Bowser 

A game of table tennis (ping pong) where style is key. The score is set with gay Bowsers. The more stylish the shot, the gayer the Bowser. Instead of becoming gayer it can also turn into trans Bowser (which is the ultimate shot). A bi-Bowser is a less impressive shot. "So long, Gay Bowser" is also the phrase most people hear when Mario defeats Bowser in Mario 64 when he says "So long Bowser". This line inspired the game.
"Hey, let's play a game of Gay Bowser"
Or
(While playing the game) "that's a Gay Bowser right there!!"

Gay Bowser 

Teen slang used for describing rough gay cactus sex, Most commonly used by Gay Males wanting to feel some extra erotic pleasure.
"Me and my homie John are ganna hang out later for some gay bowser mom"
"Hey Daniel, wanna do some gay bowser when my mom falls asleep?"

gay bowel syndrome

When your butt hole quivers from being reamed too many times; a resulting symptom from having sex in the ass too many times; can happen to either sex.
Doctor states: "I'm afraid you have gay bowel syndrome. Your anus is quivering uncontrollably."