gauge fuck 

The act of inserting cock into another persons gauge piercing.

My girlfriend got all freaky and let me gauge fuck her ear last night. It was incredible!!!

gauge fuck by Rikey Slade September 22, 2010

gauge fuck 

1. When gay men gauge their penis and have sexual intercourse through the gauged hole because no vagina is available.

2. When your getting crunk and your girlfriend has gauged ears and because your drunk and confused you insert your penis in her ear.

1. "hey lets gauge fuck tonight!"

2. "oh my gosh! i got gauged fucked last night at that crazy party!"

gauge fuck by fifteen_pink_frogs December 27, 2007

Gauge Fucking 

Gauge Fucking is were you find a girl with really big gauges and what you do it you take out her gauges and pin the bottom of her ears to the top of the and then you fuck the shit out of her ears threw the hole.

Ron: Did you hear what happend to Sally last night?

Don: No, what happened?

Ron: Rick was Gauge Fucking sally!

Don: Wow, shes not going to be able to hear for a while.

Gauge Fucking by Afroguy45 November 16, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016