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gatio (gay-she-oh) 

The ratio of homosexuality relative to a certain situation.
One guy with one or more girls- straight 0% gatio
two guys with one girl- 50% gay
two guys with 49 girls - 2% gay
one guy with one gay guy - 100 % gay
Two guys with one guy (three guys) -platonic love N/A

Two guys with three girls- what is his gatio (gay-she-oh) ?

66% gay





Look at that guy in the hot tub with three chicks. If one is a trany, what is his gatio? (trick question)


Two guys with two girls - 0% gay
gatio (gay-she-oh) by dickdorian February 21, 2009
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gator farts 

This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.
Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!
gator farts by I, Wreckerrr January 6, 2017

gatorade saxophone 

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.
Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.
Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

Gator Posts 

As in instigator. Instigating posts made intentionally to piss you off. Not to be confused with trolls and their damn trolling, gator posts are done by someone PRETENDING to be against something. A gator touches a keyboard to push buttons for control of your mind or a thread.
Those "Justin Beiber is gay!" gator posts are from his biggest secret admirers!
Gator Posts by Summerbees February 14, 2012

Gatis Kandis 

The YouTuber that will soon conquer the scene with his amazing tutorial videos like "How to Climb Over the Fence", "How to Hide From Your Fish", and "How to Impress the Girls". He is set to gain over 100 million subscribers by 2020, and will soon overtake PewDiePie and T-Series in the race for the new YouTube play button. His tutorials educate billions around the world, and will soon spread to other parts of the universe. With his videos. we will soon be able to accomplish anything. Truly the definition of a god, and is up there along with Tongo, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and The Floundering Fish. A Latvian man everyone should truly respect, subscribe to, and click the bell for notifications.
Woah! Gatis Kandis is so cool! I wanna be like him when I grow up! He teaches me so much!
Gatis Kandis by a nub November 7, 2018

Gator line 

Rather than a straight and symmetrical rail of blow a "Gator Line" is best represented by the increasing and divergent width of an alligator's tail starting at the tip and proceeding to the more dangerous main body. Hence the increasing excitement and danger of the Gator line.
"After today's mess at work a bump nor a rail will hit the spot..tonight we are doing Gator lines boys"